Chapters

TABLE OF CONTENTS

SECTION ONE – The Early Years, Cadet and Reserve Officer

The Early Years, Ch 1 – Beginnings
Cadet to Vice, Ch 2 – Career Chronology, Blondie in “The Vista”
Cadet, Ch 3 – Stick-em-up!
Cadet, Ch 4 – Cadet Rattlesnake Wrangler
Cadet, Ch 5 – A favorite Country & Western Song
Cadet, Ch 6 – CPR
Cadet, Ch 7 – Fun with the Boaty Woaty
Cadet, Ch 8 – Goof Ball
Cadet, Ch 9 – Arnold Scharzenneger
Cadet, Ch 10 – Toboggan gone off course
Cadet, Ch 11 – I could not do this one
Cadet, Ch 12 – Relaxing at Tahoe?
Reserve Officer, Ch 13 – Drinking in a Biker Bar
Reserve Officer, Ch 14 – Narc in the Gay Bar
Reserve Officer, Ch 15 – Arresting the Incredible Hulk
Reserve Officer, Ch 16 – The County Fair
Reserve Officer, Ch 17 – KMA 865
Reserve Officer, Ch 18 – The Eastside Rapist
Reserve Officer, Ch 19 – My Short Lived Film Career

SECTION TWO – Academy

Academy, Ch 20 – Selection
Academy, Ch 21 – Academy Life
Academy, Ch 22– Boom Boom
Academy, Ch 23 – Soda please?
Academy, Ch 24 – Graduation to Rookie Transition

SECTION THREE – Rookie

Rookie, Ch 25 – Officer Kermit and Officer Garter
Rookie, Ch 26 – Backyard Breaks the Ice
Rookie, Ch 27 – Riot
Rookie, Ch 28 – My Field Training Officers
Rookie, Ch 29 – Officer Tony
Rookie, Ch 30 – Officer Roy and the VW

SECTION FOUR – Beat Cop

Beat Cop, Ch 31 – This is what dad worried about
Beat Cop, Ch 32 – Booby Trap
Beat Cop, Ch 33 – When you are the only girl
Beat Cop, Ch 34 – K9 Murder
Beat Cop, Ch 35 – Officer T-bone
Beat Cop, Ch 36 – The city Bean Counter was not happy with me
Beat Cop, Ch 37 – Roll Call
Beat Cop, Ch 38 – SHARKS!
Beat Cop, Ch 39 – Keystone Cops
Beat Cop, Ch 40 – A rose by any other name
Beat Cop, Ch 41 – My nickname should have been “Trouble”
Beat Cop, Ch 42 – Thanksgiving in the paddywagon
Beat Cop, Ch 43 – We were hungry too!
Beat Cop, Ch 44 – In harmony now
Beat Cop, Ch 45 – It only takes one
Beat Cop, Ch 46 – Let’s clear the air
Beat Cop, Ch 47 – No one should ever have to see this
Beat Cop, Ch 48 – Suicide by Cop
Beat Cop, Ch 49 – Heart Massage
Beat Cop, Ch 50 – Adrenaline is amazing
Beat Cop, Ch 51 – You can’t make up stuff like this
Beat Cop, Ch 52 – Not everyone is cut out to be a cop
Beat Cop, Ch 53 –Stupid Criminals
Beat Cop, Ch 54 – Jes’ waitin’ fur da’ bus
Beat Cop, Ch 55 – Brandon
Beat Cop, Ch 56 – PCP On ME!
Beat Cop, Ch 57 – Austin Space
Beat Cop, Ch 58 – PCP Recipe & What time is it?
Beat Cop, Ch 59 – New Sobriety Testing Methods
Beat Cop, Ch 60 – Golf, anyone?
Beat Cop, Ch 61 – Payback
Beat Cop, Ch 62 – Mexican Vacation
Beat Cop, Ch 63 – Firefighters
Beat Cop, Ch 64 – WATCH OUT!
Beat Cop, Ch 65 – Yes, I really DO have to do my job
Beat Cop, Ch 66 – Gang Bangers
Beat Cop, Ch 67 – Close Calls
Beat Cop, Ch 68 – BITE ME!
Beat Cop, Ch 69 – A drunk with two problems
Beat Cop, Ch 70 – OOPS! And the Pink Panther
Beat Cop, Ch 71 – I can’t get down
Beat Cop, Ch 72 – This should have been my call & The Aftermath
Beat Cop, Ch 73 – K9 Substitute
Beat Cop, Ch 74 – I just wanted to go to lunch – I NEED TO EAT!
Beat Cop, Ch 75 – Some of my relatives were cops, others were….
Beat Cop, Ch 76 – Driving with blinders on
Beat Cop, Ch 77 – Screaming Baby and Broken Baby
Beat Cop, Ch 78 –Live Wire #1 & #2
Beat Cop, Ch 79 – Dumb moves at the DUI Checkpoint
Beat Cop, Ch 80 – Cops just know
Beat Cop, Ch 81 – My First Million
Beat Cop, Ch 82 – Loose Gun, Double Suicide, & Tragedy While Ironing
Beat Cop, Ch 83 – Picking up the pieces
Beat Cop, Ch 84 – Not enough traffic tickets
Beat Cop, Ch 85 – I wish the fire department had got there first.
Beat Cop, Ch 86 – Flying off the freeway
Beat Cop, Ch 87 – I Don’t Want A Woman Cop!
Beat Cop, Ch 88 – Ya’ gotta’ be in shape to make this bust

SECTION FIVE – CSI

CSI, Ch 89 – NB and I divide up the city for CSI duties
CSI, Ch 90 – My First Murder Scene
CSI, Ch 91 – My First autopsy
CSI, Ch 92 – Straw Commendation
CSI, Ch 93 – Rape in Progress
CSI, Ch 94 – Hold the beans on my burrito! PLEASE!
CSI, Ch 95 – Burglar Droppings
CSI, Ch 96 – Hey! Where’s my car stereo!?

SECTION SIX – Field Training Officer

FTO, Ch 97 – FTO Duties
FTO, Ch 98 –Two didn’t make it
FTO, Ch 99 – Crank it up!
FTO, Ch 100 – Class Clowns
FTO, Ch 101 – New driver training course
FTO, Ch 102 – YAHOO!!!
FTO, Ch 103 – Even my favorite neighbor couldn’t stop this news

SECTION SEVEN – Vice Cop

Vice Cop, Ch 104 – Vice Cop Promotion
Vice Cop, Ch 105 – Vice Cop Duties
Vice Cop, Ch 106 – Street Hooker and High Class Call Girl
Vice Cop, Ch 107 – Solicitation
Vice Cop, Ch 108 – Vice Cop Motorhome
Vice Cop, Ch 109 – Celebrity Johns and the Poop Machine
Vice Cop, Ch 110 – Klu Klux Klan Cookout
Vice Cop, Ch 111 – Hells Angels
Vice Cop, Ch 112 – I didn’t wanna’ bust ‘em fur this!
Vice Cop, Ch 113 – OUCH! MY FOOT!
Vice Cop, Ch 114 – Miami Mice in Iowa
Vice Cop, Ch 115 – College Tuition
Vice Cop, Ch 116 – Neo-Nazi
Vice Cop, Ch 117 – Adult Movie Theaters
Vice Cop, Ch 118 – Five pounds of Opium
Vice Cop, Ch 119 – Piranha Vice Radio Traffic
Vice Cop, Ch 120 – Unbelievable Vice Cop Calls
Vice Cop, Ch 121 – Undercover in the Massage Parlor
Vice Cop, Ch 122 – Pai Gow
Vice Cop, Ch 123 – Junkies on the street
Vice Cop, Ch 124 – My last call: The Cleveland School Shootings

SECTION EIGHT – Epilogue

Epilogue, Ch 125 – Why I am no longer a cop
Epilogue, Ch 126 – Why I do not have a pension, or a first husband
Epilogue, Ch 127 – I was too qualified for every job
Epilogue, Ch 128 – Volunteer EMT
Epilogue, Ch 129 – George McAnelly, Jr., M.D.
Epilog, Ch 130 – My second million
Epilog, Ch 131 – X-Ray Tech
Epilog, Ch 132 – A Final Word
Epilog, Ch 133 – How I met Susan. By Kevin E. Mc Donald